I’m sorry. There, I said it. I know I haven’t posted in ages, and trust me I’m suffering profusely for my lack of posts (so many slaps... so many...), but I feel I should explain.
This holiday, I did what most of you all probably did and created the most incredible, kick-ass perfect revision timetable ever conceived. All I had to do was stick to this timetable and by the end of the Easter holidays I’d be ready(ish) for my AS levels. I followed it for about a day. After that came the frantic re-writes and procrastination I’m used to during revision time; frankly I’m surprised I lasted the whole first day! Anyway, during the blurs of days wasted doing nothing, I COULD have blogged. Here’s the problem; during the time I should be revising, doing anything other than work isn’t allowed (naturally). So, watching TV on my computer with my revision guide open is just about passable cos I can kid myself into thinking I’m working, but anything else isn’t. As such, blogging wasn’t allowed, hence no blogs. I just couldn’t bring myself to do something even slightly productive cos my thought process was as follows:
As you can clearly see by the fantastic flow chart, I’m crazy I was trapped in a never ending cycle, so I couldn’t post.
Right, now we’ve sorted that out, maybe a few less slaps will ensue (yeh, I doubt it too, but I can hope!).
My last post (the cop-out one) was really more of a joke, so that I’d at least posted before I go to school tomorrow and get the skin beaten off my face by the number of slaps I’m due. THIS is my real post, the other one was just to trick Benji and Charlie for a bit.
Anyway, to finish up I’ve got a few pictures that made me laugh, and a video I meant to upload ages ago:
Ah, the shit we get up to in physics lessons... Speaking of which, see the video below: |
Makes you wonder what kind of fucked up shit really happens in the US that means they need to makes these signs... |
Until next time!
-Jamie
PUT UP NOAH LICKING THE VAN DE GRAPH!
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